Sunday, May 20, 2012

I Am Area Dad!

Man... The Onion hasn't figured out humanity this well since its "37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster" story.

Area Dad
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  1. I laughed when I read this because my husband and I were just (moments a go) discussing whether or not our two year old would remember her birthday this year. We're hoping she doesn't because we seriously messed it all up. I'm considering photo shopping some pony rides into the pictures and maybe a clown. Hopefully, if all goes as planned, we can brain wash her with false memories and maintain our reputation for throwing awesome and wild toddler birthday parties.

    1. This will be her best birthday ever! Photoshop Disneyland in the background, on top of a volcano, and add a couple of dinosaurs.



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